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Recession scarring you? Do you know that only a rat can win a rat race? Hate your destructive meaningless job? Want to one day move out of your mom's basement? Want your soul back?

Ten Best Green Jobs for the Next Decade

"Massive investments in clean energy promise to keep farmers, urban planners, and green-tech entrepreneurs in business for the next decade. This guide to sustainability focused career paths will help solar-charge your work life."

I noticed that they didn't include Smoking-Hot Female Sustainable Fashion Bike Gang, but maybe they did their research and concluded we have the market cornered on that one.