
1. Bacon. Sure, everyone knows that grease tastes good after a night out, but did you know that it's a scientific FACT that bacon helps a hangover??? Go read all about it here
2. Hair Metal. It's also scientifically proven that listening to hair metal after a bender can help a hangover. Guns and Roses are especially full of amino acids that help your brain build new neurotransmitters that were lost the night before.
3. Drink a Cesar. Sure, you could drink water and rehydrate yourself but this is much better for you since there's so many vegetables in a Cesar! Ask water how many vitamins it has in it. If it could talk, it would say zero. That's right. Zero vitamins. Pfft. Water is SO over-rated.
4. Advil. Take two before you go to bed - once you wake up, it's too late. All of your braincells are probably dead anyways.
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